Bad? Joke Archives

 

This site is designed for the jokes I have received over the years through emails. If any are copyrighted, please notify me and I will remove them. I receive so many that it is impossible to research them. Please enjoy.

10 Things to say if caught sleeping on the job 09/22/05

13 Reasons to Smile 02/19/07

36 things you won't hear from a Southern man 09/10/05

51 days 09/14/06

62 and pregnant 10/25/05

710     09/29/05

The 80 year old man and the checkup     05/22/06

AAADD 04/21/08

Aging 09/27/05

Amusement 11/02/06

And Then the Fight Started 07/27/08

Answers from my Favorite Doctor 09/05/05

Bad Cartoon for Older People 02/16/07

Basketball Jokes 08/19/06

Because I am a Man 09/14/07

The Bible Salesman 07/28/06

Bill Gates vs GM 05/19/07

Blonde Cookbook 07/30/07

Blonde Curtains 11/06/06

Blonde answer on the geometry test 01/28/06

Blonde answer on the geometry test 01/28/06

Blonde Guy 08/13/07

The Blonde's monthly planner 07/27/06

The Blonde newly wed cook 01/06/06

Bubba 10/06/05

Bubba and the psychiatrist  08/01/06

Bubba at the Revival  10/07/07

Bump in the night 02/04/06

Can this marriage be saved 12/16/05

Cell Phones 08/15/05

Chicken in a Chinese restaurant 10/21/05

Church Squirrels 05/12/07

Classic Rules of Gunfighting 04/07/08

A cold winter 11/01/05

The comeback 12/09/05

Cops with a sense of humor 09/18/05

The Cowboy and the Usher 04/08/07

Crisco 10/17/06

Daddy's Going to Eat Your Fingers 02/23/07

Die-Vorce 08/17/05 Deep Questions 08/17/05

Demographics of American Newspapers 05/05/07

The Doctor and His Assistant 12/05/07

Dumb? 08/04/05

The Dumb Kid 12/06/06

Elderly Gentlemen 09/05/06 

Entrepreneurs 08/09/05 

Famous Quotes 02/05/07

Female Verbiage 08/04/06 

Flirtatious old gal 12/12/05 

Funny One-Liners 01/29/07 

The frog and the bank loan 05/04/06 

Gas 07/18/06

Gas Cartoons 09/20/05

Gentle thoughts for today 09/24/05

Get away from my deer 08/14/05

Good advice from Maxine 08/21/05

Goodbye Mom 05/24/06

Good Luck Mr. Gorsky 08/09/06

Gossip 07/09/06

Graceful aging 07/23/06

Graphic Photo; How babies are delivered 08/10/05 

Groaners 10/03/05 

Growing older 09/06/06 

The gynecologist 01/09/06 

Help Desk Conversations 12/10/06 

Hey Buddy, How Bout a Push? 12/10/06 

The Hotel Manager 08/12/05 

How Men Change 01/25/07

How to Drive in Florida 09/06/07

How to Drive Like a Floridian 11/16/06

How to tell if you need to Pray at work 10/23/06

Idle Thoughts of a Wandering Mind 03/09/07 

If my body were a car 08/29/05 

I'm Fine 08/18/05 

Is this a blonde joke? 04/20/06 

Jokes That You Can Tell in Church  01/25/08

Job Placement Aptitude Test  06/19/07 

A letter to our dear redneck daughter 10/11/05 

Laws 06/05/06 

Laws of Ultimate Reality 06/01/08 

Legally Blonde 10/03/06

Lesser Known Murphy's Laws 11/15/06

Liver and cheese 06/14/06 

Living will 12/06/05 

The Lone Ranger and Tonto 04/17/07 

Marriage, a woman's viewpoint 08/19/05 

Married Man's Harley 08/22/05 

Maxine for the Fall 12/18/06

More Blondisms 08/01/05 

My Jobs 09/16/05 

More Old Ageisms 08/27/05 

New Additions to Murphy's Law 08/13/07 

No Luck 09/07/05 

Noah 2005 08/25/05

Office Policy 02/28/07

Oil change instructions for men 10/17/05

Only in America 10/09/06

The Outhouse 11/02/06

The original computer 01/13/06

Pampurred or advice to daughters from Mom  08/30/05 

The Parrot   12/24/05 

Pecans in the Cemetery  03/27/08 

Perks of being over 50  08/02/05 

The Pet Diaries being  05/01/08 

Police Comments 03/20/07 

The Porsche 08/26/05 

The Preacher's Experiment 08/03/05 

Preschool Test 06/07/07

Proper Wages 04/24/07

Quickies 07/18/06

Red Skeleton's recipe for a perfect marriage 12/07/05 

Redneck engineers 03/05/06 

Redneck on the jury 11/14/05 

The Retiree 08/08/05 

Riding a bike 09/12/05

Road Sign 06/15/07

Rules for buying men's gifts 09/11/05

Rules for entering Kentucky and other Southern states 09/16/05

Scotch and water 07/06/06 

Senior Bumper Stickers 12/14/06 

Senior Humor 11/12/06 

Senior Moments 08/13/05 

Service  07/04/05 

She was sooo blonde 09/15/05 

Snowstorms 01/01/2008 

Sometimes it pays to be blonde 07/31/05 

Southern Charm 05/01/07

Southern Wisdom from Bill Cooper 08/20/05 

Stay, Stay 03/17/07 

Stupid People 12/07/06 

Sweet Grandma 03/18/08 

Sunday School dropouts 08/11/05 

The Tea Cup 02/25/08 

The Texan 08/16/05 

Texas Deputy vs a New York Lawyer 06/21/08 

Thanks for the emails 09/14/05 

The three little pigs, Italian Style 095/18/06

The three little pigs, modern version 09/19/05 

They Walk Among Us 02/08/07 

Things I learned in corporate America 05/31/06 

Things we learn from raising boys 04/29/06 

Things You'll Never Hear a True Southern Boy Say 12/02/06 

To make your day 09/09/05 

To Tickle Your Funnybone 05/23/07 

Top 10 employee rules 04/23/06 

Traffic rage 04/24/06 

Trivis for Christmas 12/26/06 

The Truck Driver 01/04/06 

Union Rules 04/11/07 

Useless Musings 06/07/06 

Various one liners 12/18/05 

What a woman wants in a man 11/23/05 

What a guy 05/15/08 

Why did the chicken cross the road 06/02/06 

Why Did GOD Make Mothers? from 2nd graders 10/19/07 

Why I Like Retirement 10/29/07

Why Men Can't Gift Wrap 12/20/06 

Why Our Country is in Trouble 09/27/07 

Why women lie 12/15/05 

A Wise Decision 06/30/06 

Wise Women Instead of Wise Men? 01/04/07 

Words to Live By 01/07/07 

Woman's Poem 09/27/06 

You know you are a Floridian if? 11/19/05 

You might have been from a small town if? 10/13/05 

You might be a "red neck" pilot if? 02/21/06 

You might be a Teacher if? 09/01/06 

Your house as seen by others 04/30/06 

Zen, for those who take life too seriously 08/23/05