As usual, I was having
trouble with my computer. So I
called Richard, the 11 year old
next door whose bedroom looks
like Mission Control, and asked
him to come over.
Richard clicked a couple of
buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called
after him, 'So, what was wrong?'
He Replied, 'It was an 'ID ten
T' error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid,
but nonetheless inquired, 'An,
'ID ten T' Error? What's that?
In case I need to fix it again.'
Richard grinned.... 'Haven't you
ever heard of an 'ID ten T'
error before?'
'No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I
think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T ... I
used to like the little
twit...........
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My wife and I were sitting at a
table at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken
lady swigging her drink as she
sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know
her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old
girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right
after we split up those many
years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My Goodness!' says my wife,
'Who would think a person could
go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started
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I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the
road and slowly the other driver
got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just
get soooo stressed and little
things just seem funny? Yeah,
well I couldn't believe it....
he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car,
looked up at me, and shouted, 'I
AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and
said, 'Well, then which one are
you?'
And then the fight started... .
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A woman is standing nude,
looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she
sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old,
fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your
eyesight's darn near perfect.'
And then the fight started
