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AAADD from
Walt M. of Indiana 04/21/2008
Please remember that these are jokes
and I'm not good enough to make these up.
People, I am afraid this is me
Age Activated
Attention Deficit Disorder...
This is how it develops:
I decide to
water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I
look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I
start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the
porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.
I decide to
go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys
down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can
under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I
decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the
garbage first.
But then I
think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox, when I take
out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I
take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only
1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of
Coke that I had been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push
the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
I see
that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it
in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the
kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need to be watered.
I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my
reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I
decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm
going to water the flowers.
I set the
glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with
water and suddenly I spot the TV remote Someone left it on
the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to
watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't
remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put
it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water
the flowers.
I pour some
water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the
floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some
towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall
trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of
the day:
----the car
isn't washed,
----the bills aren't paid,
----there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
----the flowers don't have enough water,
----there is still only 1 check in my check book,
----I can't find the remote,
----I can't find my glasses,
----and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I
try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really
baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm
really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll
try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.
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