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The doctor and his assistant. from
John B. of Villa Hills, Ky 12/05/2007.
Please remember that these are jokes
and I'm not good enough to make these up
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A doctor
wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his
assistant.
"Rog, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close
the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take
care of all me
patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Roger.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and
asks: "So,
Rog, how was your day?"
Roger told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Good, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had his stomach burning and I gave him
MAALOX, sir," says Roger.
"Excellent! You're good at this and what about the third
one?" asks
the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a
woman
enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off
everything
including her bra and her panties and lies down on the
table.
'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!"
With thoughts of a major lawsuit, The doctor asked "Oh no,
Rog, what did you do?" .
"I put drops in her eyes.
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