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Service from
Bob H. of Clearwater, Fl 07/04/2007.
Please remember that these are jokes
and I'm not good enough to make these up
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One Sunday
morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the
foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was
covered with names with small American flags mounted on
either side of it.
The seven
year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so
the
pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said
quietly, "Good morning Alex."
"Good
morning Pastor. What is this?" he asked the pastor.
The pastor
said, "Well, son, it's a memorial plaque to all the young
men and women who died in the Service."
Soberly, they
just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally,
little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear,
asked, "Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?"
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