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jokes, general humor, tasteless bits of information and general laugh provokers.
Please EMAIL me with your jokes and I will publish them if I fine them
humorous.. I do not publish totally offensive or completely off-color stuff. The
daily jokes are archived and can be viewed in the ARCHIVES file on the
right. Cartoon links also included on the right. Updated Mike's Calvin and
Hobbes GIF for 02/23/07. Peanuts link added 4/25/06;
Pickles added 5/1/2007
Job Placement Aptitude Test from
Gloria E. of Tampa, Fl 06/19/2007.
Please remember that these are jokes
and I'm not good enough to make these up
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1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:
a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting
Department.
b If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them
in Engineering.
d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in
Planning.
e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information
Technology.
h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking
for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been
moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
5. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks
in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from,
put them in Congress.
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