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The Demographics of American
Newspapers from
Bob H. of Clearwater, Fl 05/05/2007.
Please remember that is this is a joke
and I'm not good enough to make these up
1. The Wall
Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run
the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they
should run the country and who are very good at crossword
puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run
the country but don't really understand The New York Times.
They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind
running the country -- if they could find the time -- and if
they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to
run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you
very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too
sure who's running the country and don't really care as long
as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's
running the country as long as they do something really
scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running
another country but need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't
sure there is a country . . . or that anyone is running it;
but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are
occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped
minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be
illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of
course, that they are not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line
at the grocery store.
12. The Pensacola News Journal is read by people who have
recently caught a fish and need something in which to wrap
it.
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