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The Cowboy and the Usher from
John Brooks 04/08/2007.
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A drunken
cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh
Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this,
he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only
allowed one seat."
The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more
impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to
have to call the manager"
Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched
briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with
the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to
move the cowboy, but with no success.
Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed
the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's
your name?"
"Fred," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the Ranger.
With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a
muscle, Fred replied, "...the balcony..." |
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