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the right. Updated Mike's GIF for 01/25/07. Peanuts link added 4/25/06
How Men Change from
Sheila N. of Tampa, Fl. 01/25/2007.
LOVE
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?
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Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?
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Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!
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Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLINGS AGAIN??
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New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
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TV:
After 6 weeks: Sweetie, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the
mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!
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Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Sweetie, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Let’s make a baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating
here!!!!
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