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bad jokes, funny jokes, general humor, tasteless bits of information and general
laugh provokers. Please EMAIL me with your jokes and I will publish them if I
fine them humorous.. I do
not publish totally offensive or completely off-color stuff. The daily jokes are
archived and can be viewed in the ARCHIVES file on the right. Cartoon links
also included on
the right. Updated Mike's GIF for 12/07/06. Peanuts link added 4/25/06
Maxine for the fall from
Bob H. of Clearwater, Fl. 12/18/06.
Sayings from the old lady, Maxine
I'm not saying 60 is
old, but I am thinking it.
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If it got darker any earlier, we wouldn't have to get up at all.
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They hold elections in November as that is the best time to pick out
a turkey
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How do we know that global warming isn't mother nature having a 'hot
flash'?
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Fall makes me grumpy. In that way, it reminds me of winter. And
spring. And summer.
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Trust me. Tight jeans and loose skin are one bad combination.
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Some Mondays, I feel like a wet dog smells
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My travel mug is 'no spill' as long as I 'no drink' out of it.
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How's this for a political platform? Don't lie through your teeth.
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Time for a snow tire recall. I can't recall where I put them.
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I can rise and shine; but not at the same time.
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For fun at halloween, I paint black widows on my spider veins.
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Ever feel like you've had too much coffee? me neither. This one I
really like.
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Don't forget to turn your clock back. I'm turning mine back to when
I was 20.
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Voting is like choosing your favorite mosquito out of a swarm.
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