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The Dumb Kid. from
Bob H. of Clearwater, Fl. 12/02/06.
Dumb is as Dumb does.
A young boy enters a
barber shop and the barber whispers to his
customer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to
you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the
other,
then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy
takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming
out
of the ice cream store. "Hey, son. May I ask you a question? Why did
you
take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the
dollar,
the game's over!"
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