This site is dedicated to bad jokes, funny jokes, general humor, tasteless bits of information and general laugh provokers. Please EMAIL me with your jokes and I will publish them if I fine them humorous.. I do not publish totally offensive or completely off-color stuff. The daily jokes are archived and can be viewed in the ARCHIVES file on the right. Cartoon links also included on the right. Updated Calvin GIF for 10/17/06. Peanuts link added 4/25/06

Murphy's laws state The worst thing that can happen, will happen, at the most inopportune time.

 -Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


-The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.


-If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.


-If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.


-The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.


-Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day.


-Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.


-The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.


-A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.


-When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


-He who laughs last thinks slowest.







 

 

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