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Blonde Curtains from
Gloria E. of Tampa, Fl. 11/06/06.
Another blonde joke; Again, I don't make them up, I just publish them.
A blonde enters a
store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I
would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large
selection of pink curtains. He shows her several
patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time
choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The
salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Nineteen inches."
"Nineteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very
small - what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but
they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do
not need curtains!"
The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"
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