This site is dedicated to bad jokes, funny jokes, general humor, tasteless bits of information and general laugh provokers. Please EMAIL me with your jokes and I will publish them if I fine them humorous.. I do not publish totally offensive or completely off-color stuff. The daily jokes are archived and can be viewed in the ARCHIVES file on the right. Cartoon links also included on the right. Updated Calvin GIF for 10/17/06. Peanuts link added 4/25/06

   

When a co-worker comes in singing "Good Morning" to everyone and you think somebody needs to slap the #$@%& out of her. 
-You need to pray at work.

When someone comes in and announces "Office meeting in 5 minutes" and you think "What the #$@%& do they want now?" 
-You need to pray at work.

When your computer is mysteriously turned off , and you want to say "Which one of you sons of #$@%& turned off my computer?" 
-You need to pray at work.

When you and a co-worker are discussing something and a third person comes in and says "Well at my last office-"and you want to say "who the #$@%& cares?" 
-You need to pray at work.

When you are in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood in line for 5 minutes only to go down one floor, and you say "That lazy #$@%& -" 
-You need to pray at work.

When you hear a co-worker call your name and you think "What the #$@%& does she want now?" and try to hide underneath your desk 
-You need to pray at work.

When you take some vacation time and come back  to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think " Sorry a  #$@%&  #$@%&
-You need to pray at work.

If you have ever thought about poising, choking, punching or slapping someone that you work with -
-You need to pray at work.

If  you avoid saying more than "Hello" or "How are you" to some one because you know its going to lead to their whole life #$@%& life story 
-You need to pray at work.

If you know all of the #$@%& words bleeped out,
-You need to pray at work.

 

 

 

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