|
This site is dedicated to
bad jokes, funny jokes, general humor, tasteless bits of information and general
laugh provokers. Please EMAIL me with your jokes and I will publish them if I
fine them humorous.. I do
not publish totally offensive or completely off-color stuff. The daily jokes are
archived and can be viewed in the ARCHIVES file on the right. Cartoon links
also included on
the right. Updated Calvin GIF for 10/17/06. Peanuts link added 4/25/06
Crisco from
Irene H. of Tampa, Fl . 10/17/06.
An old
lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out,
"Crisco,
Crisssssssco!"
Soon a store clerk approaches and says, "Lady, the Crisco is in
aisle D."
The old lady replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff.
I'm calling my husband."
The clerk is astonished. "Your husband's name is Crisco?"
The old lady answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when
we're out in public."
"I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at home?"
"Lard butt."
Visitors since 07/31/05
|
