This site is dedicated to bad jokes, funny jokes, general humor, tasteless bits of information and general laugh provokers. Please EMAIL me with your jokes and I will publish them if I fine them humorous.. I do not publish totally offensive or completely off-color stuff. The daily jokes are archived and can be viewed in the ARCHIVES file on the right. Cartoon links also included on the right. New Calvin GIF for 09/19/06. Peanuts link added 4/25/06

   

Only in America...
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


Only in America......
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


Only in America.......
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


Only in America.......
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


Only in America......
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


Only in America......
do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.


Only in America.......
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
 

 

 

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