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Legally Blonde From
Walt M. of South Bend, In . 10/04/06.
A lawyer
and a blonde are sitting next to each other at the bar.
The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like
to play a fun game. The blonde, dozing, just wants to
take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to
the window to catch a few winks.
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The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a
lot of fun. He explains: "I ask you a question, and if you don't
know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa."
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Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know
the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay
you $50," figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily
win the match.
.
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be
no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the
earth to the moon?"
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The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a
five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
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Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a
hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
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The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look.
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He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He
taps into the digital cell phone via infra-red wireless connection
to his modem port and searches the Net and the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends E-mail to all his co-workers, friends, clients,
and suppliers that he knows. And then some. All to no avail. After
over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde
politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.
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The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and
asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?"
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Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer
$5, and goes back to sleep..
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