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Mildred, the church gossiper, and self-appointed monitor of the
church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared
her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused John, a new member, of
being an alcoholic, after she saw his old pickup parked in front of
the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told John and
several others that, everyone seeing it there, would immediately know
what he was doing.

John, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned
and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, John quietly parked his pickup in front of
Mildred's house ......... and left it there all night.