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bad jokes, funny jokes, general humor, tasteless bits of information and general
laugh provokers. Please EMAIL me with your jokes and I will publish them if I
fine them humorous.. I do
not publish totally offensive or completely off-color stuff. The daily jokes are
archived and can be viewed in the ARCHIVES file on the right. Cartoon links
also included on
the right. New GIF for 5/200/06. Peanuts link added 4/25/06
Laws! From Jim E. Tampa, Fl
06/04/06.
1. The Law of Common Sense
Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly
handshake from a proctologist.
2. The Law of Reality
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have
nothing to lose.
3. The Law of Avoiding Oversell
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for
the mouse.
4. Law of Physical Displacement
Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant
5. Legal Rights
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the
privilege.
6. Law of Probable Dispersal
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
7. Law Pertaining to Divorce
Be a good housekeeper. When you leave him ... get a good
lawyer ...keep his house
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