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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the cashier.

He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger and his dad's name is Mic Jagger and that it's ok because he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that she will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure, I have this" and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall--bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty says that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a bank office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. When I asked for collateral he produced this" as she holds up the tiny elephant. "I mean.. what in the world is going on here?"


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The bank manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick knack,Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."



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