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Is this a blonde joke?. Jo B. of Nicholasville, Ky
04/20/06.
I pulled
into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart
Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make
sure my
Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted
to impress upon her that she must remain there I walked to
the curb backward,
pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"
"Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady,
gave me a strange look and said,
"Why don't you just put it in park?"
And this
wasn't even a blonde joke.
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