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Bump in the night Jon D. of Oldsmar,
Fl. 02/04/06.
A man was walking
home alone late one foggy night, when he hears
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP... behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the
image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the
street toward him
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket
bouncing quickly behind him
faster...
faster...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the
casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully your' re ready for this!!!)
the coffin stops.
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