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This site is dedicated to
bad jokes, funny jokes, general humor, tasteless bits of information and general
laugh provokers. Please EMAIL me with your jokes and I will publish them if I
fine them humorous.. I do
not publish totally offensive or completely off-color stuff. The daily jokes are
archived and can be viewed in the ARCHIVES file on the right. Cartoon links
also included on
the right.
The original computer Jo B. of
Nicholasville, Ky.
01/13/06.
Memory was something
you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a floppy something. . .
. . . you just hoped nobody ever found out!
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