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Can this marriage be saved? Bob H. of
Clearwater, Fl. 12/16/05.
An 80-year-old woman
was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he
asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied: a can of peaches.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She
replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's
husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said," What is it? "
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
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