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Flirtatious Old Gal.
Wendy M. of Clearwater, Fl. 12/12/05.
I have become a
little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into
my life since then. Frankly, I have become a flirtatious old gal.
I am seeing five gentlemen every day......... As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot
of my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and
stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very
long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with
Ben
Gay. What a life!
Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.
Love, Your Old Friend
P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I
should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him, "Oh I do it all the
time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen,
or
in the garage, I ask myself..... "Now, What am I here after?
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Visitors since 07/31/05
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