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Two Minnesotans, Sven and Ole, walk into a pet shop in Grand Marais.
They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up
dere.", says Sven.

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.

Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's
pick-up and drive to the top of the big cliffs by the lake. At the
cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says: "Dis looks like
a grand place."

He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.

Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself
stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says: "Dis budgie jumping is yust too dangerous fer me."

But wait!!! There's MORE!

PART TWO:

Moments later Knut arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop
too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in
one hand and a shotgun in the other.

"Hey, Ole. Watch dis.", Knut says. He takes a parrot from the bag and
throws himself over the edge of the cliff.

Ole watches as half way down, Knut takes the gun and shoots the parrot.

Knut continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never tryin' dat parrotshooting
either."

But wait!!! There's MORE!

PART THREE:

Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars
appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of which

he pulls a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs holds it over
his head and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down
until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Ole shakes his head, "First der was Sven with his budgie
jumping, den Knut parrotshooting and now Lars is hengliding

Now is that bad or what?.