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710    Richard C. of Plant City, Fl   09/29/05.      

 

A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford
Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
 

We all looked at each other and another customer asked,
"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did
not know what it was but this piece had always been there.
He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw
what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there.

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