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Gentle thoughts for today Richard C. of
Plant City, Fl 09/24/05.
o Birds of a feather
flock together and crap on your car.
o When I'm feeling down,
I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his
chain and gag himself.
o A penny saved is a
government oversight.
o The real art of
conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
o The older you get, the
tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat
have gotten to be really good friends.
o The easiest way to
find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
o He who hesitates is
probably right.
o Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
o If you think there is
good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
o If you can smile when
things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
o The sole purpose of a
child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
o There's always a lot
to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am
sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
o Did you ever notice:
When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells
"Theirs."
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