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A blonde motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

The man walked up to her car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "Do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck.
My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be
taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't
want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to
the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were
ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped
into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of
San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!
There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with
the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech
of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to
take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did, " said the blonde, "but we had money left over,
 so now we're going to Sea World."