Jim's Joke Site

This site is dedicated to bad jokes, funny jokes, general humor, tasteless bits of information and general laugh provokers. Please EMAIL me with your jokes and I will publish them. I do not publish totally offensive or completely off-color stuff. The daily jokes are archived and can be viewed in the ARCHIVE file. Cartoon links are included on the right. 

No Luck! from Ron P. of Homosassa, Fl  09/07/05.      

 

 This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck
driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time, says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, discovered my wallet was left in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.

So I came to this bar and was thinking about putting an end to my life,
and then you show up and drank the dang poison."

 


 


 

 

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