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No Luck! from Ron P. of Homosassa, Fl
09/07/05.
This little
guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink.
He's
been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making
truck
driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one
swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time, says the truck
driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man
crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between
sobs.
"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I
found my
car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home
but, after
the cab left, discovered my wallet was left in the cab. At home I
found
my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar and was thinking about putting an end to my
life,
and then you show up and drank the dang poison."
Visitors since 07/31/05
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