Dear Diary,


Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with the expensive, 
double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from the contractor complaining his work
had been completed a year ago and I had yet to pay for them.



Boy, oh boy, did we go around and around!
Just because I'm a blonde does not mean I'm automatically stupid.

So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy
told me last year - namely, that in one year, the windows would pay for themselves.



There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up.

I have not heard anything since.

Guess I won that stupid argument!