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Christian One-Liners part II!!  from Ron P. of Homosassa, Fl

Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember,
Moses started out as a basket case

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives
there.

People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the
middle of the road, and the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation leans on the bell.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is
dead. So why should you?

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile.

I don't know why some people change churches; what
difference does it make which one you stay home from?

A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create bitter jams.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the
spirit" over "religious nuts!"

He who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Copilot - swap seats!

Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for
duty!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of
God will not protect you.

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

 

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