A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The
boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. If Jesus were sitting here, He would
say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait." Kevin turned to
his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."
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A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran
up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
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After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow
up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor
replied, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest
preachers we've ever had."
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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their
six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I
wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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A mother was teaching her three-year-old The Lord's Prayer. For several
evenings at bedtime, the child repeated it after the mother. Then one night
the child was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride to the carefully
enunciated words, right up to the end. "And lead us not into temptation, but
deliver us some e-mail"...
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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and
looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of
the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf
from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mom, look what I
found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother
asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think
it's Adam's suit!"
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A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The
man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son then asked, "What happened
to the flea?"
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A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On
returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were 2 boy
kittens and 2 girl kittens." How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy
picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on
the bottom.
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Another three-year-old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed that
the left shoe was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the
wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me,
Mom. They're the only feet I got!."
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On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher
said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little
voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting
away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread
them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box
says not to eat them if the seal is broken" the boy explained. "I'm looking
for the seal."