1. Give God what's right -- not what's left
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless
hope
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing
4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone
5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him
be the period
6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period
7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift
8. When praying, don't give God instructions -- just report for duty
9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church
10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us
11. The church is prayer-conditioned
12. When God ordains, He sustains
13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son will prevent burning
14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark
15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position
16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible
17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord
18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive
19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it
20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back
21. He who angers you controls you
22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop
23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler
24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them
25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called
26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you